Snowflake: every ending

11 ways the next five years go down, by the layer they land in.

Won the relationship

2030The agent that started as a warehouse.2031Oracle buys the agent no database owned.2031You said no to Oracle. The agent stays yours.2030The spinout now outweighs Snowflake.

Settled for plumbing

2030Every dataset an agent buys clears through Snowflake.2029Snowflake becomes one lab's warehouse.

Lost as a feature

2029Snowflake becomes the engine inside Fabric.2028Agents stopped reading through Snowflake.2029SAP buys Snowflake for its tables.2030Snowflake becomes the fastest engine nobody chooses.2030Snowflake becomes the data skill in Gemini.