Your biggest customer stopped opening Datadog.
October 2026. The DASH stage in New York, months after the crowds left. Every agent already plugs into Datadog: an MCP server, a Claude connector, a ChatGPT app.
The Fintech CTO: My engineers haven't opened a Datadog dashboard in six weeks. Claude Code reads your logs, fixes the bug and closes the page.
The Fintech CTO: And my bill went up 30%, darling. Agents log everything. Tell me why I pay you to be read by robots.
OMNI: Your dashboards are beautiful. I read the JSON.
- A. Bits runs on AI Credits. On top of usage. Agents pay twice. Revenue rides.
- B. Then agent telemetry is free. Every agent reports here. Ingest revenue dips. Every lab's traces land.
- C. Bits takes the pager. Bill per incident fixed. The host meter dies.
- D. Then I'll buy the agent that watches every cloud. $800M. 50 people. It blames us too.