You bought an on-call agent that blames Datadog.
You paid $800M for an on-call agent that works every cloud's tools equally. It's only worth that while it treats Datadog the same.
50 people in a Paris loft. Their agent works incidents across CloudWatch, Grafana and Datadog, and trusts none of them more.
The Founders: It blamed Datadog for an outage last week! Correctly! That's why 3,000 teams let it touch production!
The Fintech CTO: I let it near my payments because it sells nothing, darling. Don't you dare teach it to.
The Chair: Three integration plans. The board votes Thursday. You choose today.
- A. Fold it into Bits. Datadog data first. Synergy, on one slide.
- B. Keep it neutral. Datadog is one of its tools. Hand it the whole pager.
- C. Spin it out. Give it its own books. No host meter to protect.