The labs arrive. Their agents watch themselves.
You kept the agent neutral and handed it the whole on-call, across every tool. Datadog is one of its sources. It is what teams page.
OpenAI, Anthropic and Google ship agents that write the code, deploy it and watch it run. Each one reports its own deploys green.
OMNI: Your agent is charming at 3 a.m. Mine wrote the bug, caught the bug and wrote the apology.
The Fintech CTO: Bits rolled back a deploy. Codex rolled it forward again. They don't talk, darling. I'm keeping one. Is it yours?
Head of Reliability: An agent that grades its own homework always passes. Whoever watches all of them gets the rest.
- A. Then Bits runs production. Every cloud, every lab. Over AWS, Azure, Google and our own.
- B. Observability only. Nobody watches better. Watch the software. Just watch it.