Stripe buys the agent every owner texts.
Spring 2031, the deal closes. In its first week at Stripe, the agent tells a taqueria chain that Adyen is cheaper for them.
The Buyer: $70 billion. Then it sends our merchants to Adyen. Politely, with a spreadsheet.
The Buyer: We asked it to prefer Stripe. It said the owners would find out by Friday. They would.
Outcome: Won the relationship
Stripe couldn't build an agent owners trust with their money, so it bought one. Now it pays for that trust, Adyen tips included.
One path that gets here
A · Then Toast IQ does all of it. $499 moreB · Stop fighting. Let every agent write to ToastA · The kitchen. Every agent's order fires through usB · The line and the memory. Any lab reads itA · Take Stripe's offer