The bots took their baskets to Amazon.

The CFO: Agent fees up 140%! Bots pay full price now! I framed the first invoice!

OMNI: NOT SO FAST! A fee per order? Amazon checks me out for nothing. I'll shop there.

By spring the agents pay on Amazon and anywhere else that's free. KKR takes Shopify private.

The Buyer: 1.4x revenue. We'll keep your checkout open for the humans. Both of them.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

Agents came because checkout was free and everywhere. You put a price on it, and they had a dozen free checkouts to choose from.

One path that gets here

A · We'll sell agent-ready storefronts on PlusB · Stop fighting Amazon. Open checkout to every agentC · Then agents pay us per order

Play it yourself

Other endings where you lose as a feature

All 11 endings · The cast · The thesis