Salesforce buys Zoom for the Slack huddle.

The board keeps your plan and replaces you. Your successor takes the first offer.

The Buyer: Salesforce pays 20% over market. Slack huddles needed better video. Congratulations. You're better video.

The Buyer: The ZoomMate team can stay. Agentforce will tell them what to do.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

You moved to per-meeting pricing after Copilot had already made attending free. Right idea, a year too late to matter.

One path that gets here

A · We'll sell ZoomMate on every licenseC · Kill the license. Charge per meeting attendedA · Show the board what per-meeting customers spend

Play it yourself

Other endings where you lose as a feature

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