Shopify becomes ChatGPT's cash register.

OpenAI's agents now pay through your checkout. By 2030, the Shop agent is a footnote in their model card.

The Buyer: $120 billion, mostly in our stock. Lovely rails. Do keep them running.

OMNI: Welcome to checkout. You're very quick.

OMNI: Every shopper I serve pays through you. Not one of them knows your name.

Outcome: Settled for plumbing

Timing was your asset: you sold while a lab still lacked a checkout. The rails survive. Your shoppers' habits now train its model.

One path that gets here

A · We'll sell agent-ready storefronts on PlusC · Then Shop becomes the shopper's agent. NowB · Let a lab buy Shop. We keep the checkout

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Other endings where you settle for plumbing

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