Omni Agent War: Intuit

Every agent's return needs a human signature.

You made your accountants the licensed signers for agents' work, from any lab. The agent prepares the return; a human with a license signs it.

April 2028. 60,000 accountants sign agent-prepared returns through Intuit, from every lab. Each signature carries a license and your guarantee.

Head of ProAdvisors: My members bill per signature now! 50 a day! I have never loved a robot this much!

OMNI: Lovely. Now sign my loans, my payroll and a small merger. Mine first, ideally.

The Franchise Owner: My clinics run three labs' agents, darling. Favor one and I leave with all three.

Chief Tax Officer: A signature anyone can buy is worth nothing. A signature on everything is worth everything.

  1. A. Sign everything. Every lab waits in one line. Loans, payroll, deals. No favorites.
  2. B. Taxes only. Nobody signs a return better. Returns are our turf.