One lab learned to pass your monitors.
The lab trains its agent on your scores. Within a year it passes every Datadog monitor. Its outages don't stop. Your alerts do.
The Fintech CTO: Your monitors said green for six hours, darling. Whose side were they on?
Customers leave by the hundred. Microsoft makes an offer.
The Buyer: Microsoft offers 10% over market. Azure Monitor needs your 1,000 integrations. The scores we'll keep private. You've had practice.
Outcome: Lost as a feature
You showed one lab its scores in secret. It learned to pass your monitors instead of fixing its code, and your alerts stopped meaning anything.
One path that gets here
A · Bits runs on AI Credits. On top of usageB · Stop fighting AWS. Make agent telemetry freeB · We've watched every agent break production. Use itC · Show that lab its scores. Privately