Cisco folds Datadog into Splunk.

The chart convinces the board. So does the stock price. Your successor starts in May and takes Cisco's call.

The Buyer: Cisco is delighted. 1.5x revenue. Splunk always wanted a younger sibling. A quieter one.

The Buyer: Your dog will report to our dashboards. We have so many.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

Credits on top of usage bought one good year. Amazon spent it answering every alarm. You switched to per-incident pricing a year too late.

One path that gets here

A · Bits runs on AI Credits. On top of usageC · Kill the host meter. Bill per incident fixedA · Show the board what per-incident customers spend

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Other endings where you lose as a feature

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