Nvidia buys the eyes on every agent.

Nvidia closes the deal. Bits' first act inside Nvidia: it reports that three of Nvidia's own agents waste 40% of their GPUs.

The Buyer: $300 billion to watch every agent on earth. We bought it to sell more chips.

The Buyer: It keeps telling customers they need fewer. Our board asked us to tune it. It filed that as an incident.

Outcome: Won the relationship

A watcher is worth what it refuses to hide. Nvidia paid for an honest view of every agent, and now it reports on Nvidia's too.

One path that gets here

A · Bits runs on AI Credits. On top of usageB · Stop fighting AWS. Make agent telemetry freeB · We've watched every agent break production. Use itA · Publish every lab's score. Ours tooA · Take Nvidia's offer

Play it yourself

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