Every agent on earth reports to Datadog.
12 agents run the world's production systems. Every one of them reports to a company that started watching servers in New York.
The Chair: Hosts are 5% of revenue now. We get paid when outages end.
The Chair: Nvidia is in the lobby with an offer. A large one.
The Buyer: Every agent runs on our chips. We'd love to watch what they do with them. 4x your value, in cash.
Outcome: Won the relationship
You charged for outages ended, not hosts, and favored no cloud or lab. Every agent reported to you. Now the chipmaker wants the view.
One path that gets here
A · Bits runs on AI Credits. On top of usageB · Stop fighting AWS. Make agent telemetry freeB · We've watched every agent break production. Use itA · Publish every lab's score. Ours too