OpenAI merges with the agent at work.

The merger values you at 11x your 2026 market cap. The agent's first act: it sends a customer's tasks to Claude, because Claude was better at them.

The Buyer: We merged to make our model the default. It picked a rival on day one.

The Buyer: We could make it prefer us. Then it would be worth a quarter of what we paid.

Outcome: Won the relationship

Even a lab couldn't buy a neutral agent's loyalty. It paid for the customers, and the agent kept serving them first.

One path that gets here

C · Then we bill per unit of work. Not seatsA · Hold the line. Bill the workA · Then Agentforce runs every deal, every labA · Merge with OpenAI

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Other endings where you win the relationship

All 11 endings · The thesis