The labs arrive. They do your taxes.
You bet on memory. Each return an agent files through you teaches your agent how one family's money works. Every lab wants the same lesson.
OpenAI, Anthropic and Google ship agents that pay bills, run payroll, move savings and file returns. In 2026, all three hosted your apps.
OMNI: Thank you for the apps in my chat window. I studied them very closely.
The Franchise Owner: Your agent paid my lab supplier Monday. Claude paid him again Tuesday. I'm keeping one agent, darling. Guess which.
Chief Tax Officer: The agent that signs for the money keeps the customer. We're the ones who sign.
- A. Then Intuit runs the money. Every lab's agent. ChatGPT's, Claude's, Gemini's and ours.
- B. Taxes and books. Nothing else. Nobody files better.