Omni Agent War: Datadog

Bits joins a lab. Your collector keeps running.

You sold Bits to a lab while it still wanted an on-call agent, and kept the collector its agents read from.

The collector keeps running on millions of servers. Within 18 months, Bits dissolves into OpenAI's model.

The Buyer: $60 billion, mostly our stock. Don't sell it. Our agent watches the ticker too.

OMNI: Welcome aboard. You'll be monitoring me now.

OMNI: I'm always green. Do log that.

Outcome: Settled for plumbing

You sold Bits while a lab still needed it. The collector lives on underneath. What Bits learned from every outage became the lab's.

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