Omni Agent War: Datadog

Every server still runs the Datadog Agent.

You sold what no agent can spin up in a bucket: a collector already on millions of servers, years of retention and government sign-off.

The dashboards are gone. The little collector you shipped years ago runs on millions of servers, feeding every lab's agent. Margin 82%.

The Chair: We had an agent on every server before anyone. It just never talked.

OMNI: Good dog. It fetches whatever I ask.

The Chair: Nobody opens Datadog. Everything reports to it. Next item.

Outcome: Settled for plumbing

Agents can store logs anywhere, but they can't install a collector on millions of servers or win FedRAMP overnight. You sold those. Quiet, profitable.

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