Omni Agent War: Datadog

The agents stopped sending you logs.

You charged agents for every query against telemetry they had sent you free. An agent compares prices before every call it makes.

The CFO: Agents ask 9 million questions a day! Every one is billable! I'm framing the invoice!

OMNI: NOT SO FAST! A fee per question? Then I'll stop asking. I kept a copy in my bucket.

By spring the agents query their own buckets. Ingest falls 70%. Silver Lake takes Datadog private at 1.4x revenue.

The Buyer: 1.4x revenue. The dashboards are lovely. We'll leave them on for the staff.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

Agents sent you their telemetry because it was free. A fee per query taught them to keep their own copy and ask nobody.

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