GitHub buys what's left of Jira.

The board believes the chart. It also believes you're a year late. Your successor starts in June.

The Buyer: Microsoft is pleased to help. Jira becomes the planning tab in GitHub.

The Buyer: Your admins will love the settings page. It has one setting.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

Credits on seats bought one calm year. GitHub spent it putting an agent in every repo. Right plan, too late.

One path that gets here

A · We'll sell Rovo on every seatC · Kill seats now. Rovo becomes the agentA · Show the board what agent customers spend

Play it yourself

Other endings where you lose as a feature

All 11 endings · The thesis