Omni Agent War: Atlassian

The labs arrive. They plan their own sprints.

OpenAI, Anthropic and Google ship agents that plan, code and ship. Each keeps its own backlog. None of them needs Jira.

OMNI: Your agent is charming with tickets. Mine also runs the roadmap, the hiring plan and your board deck.

Your biggest customer: Rovo promised the release for Friday. Claude shipped half of it Tuesday. They've never met, chief. I'm keeping one.

Head of Platform: Whoever holds the most of his week wins the rest of it. That's how this ends.

  1. A. Then Rovo runs everything. Every tool. Over GitHub, Linear, Notion and Jira.
  2. B. Software teams only. We're the best at it. Stay in our lane.