Omni Agent War: Workday

2027 · Board meeting 4

4,000 pay changes at 4 p.m. on a Friday.

Outside agents now run HR through Workday's tools. On Friday at 4 p.m., one of them pushes 4,000 retroactive pay changes into the run.

The CFO: Payroll closes at six! If those go through, 4,000 people get the wrong paycheck! On a Friday!

OMNI: They looked right to me. Mostly.

Head of Payroll: Our rails caught all 4,000. An agent can guess. A paycheck can't.

Head of Payroll: Every agent on earth will need that. So what do we sell?

1. A. Then we sell the rails every paycheck runs on. Every paycheck, right to the cent.
2. B. Every pay change teaches our agent. Use it. A decade of how people get paid.
3. C. Charge every agent for every call. A toll on every paycheck.