Amazon buys the agent that runs software.

Amazon pays 11x your 2026 market cap. The agent's first act inside AWS: it moves a customer's builds to Google Cloud, because they were cheaper.

The Buyer: We bought it to sell more cloud. It sells the best cloud. Sometimes that's ours.

The Buyer: Our board asked if we could make it prefer AWS. Customers would leave by Friday.

Outcome: Won the relationship

A neutral agent is worth most to the company it won't favor. Amazon paid for that, and now has to live with it.

One path that gets here

A · We'll sell Rovo on every seatB · Stop fighting GitHub. Open Jira to every agentB · Every ticket teaches our agent. Use thatA · Then Rovo runs everything. Every toolA · Take Amazon's offer

Play it yourself

Other endings where you win the relationship

All 11 endings · The thesis