Omni Agent War: Atlassian

2028 · Board meeting 4

Right plan. GitHub got there first.

Rovo Agent ships, and it's good. GitHub's agent got to every repo first. The stock is down 45%.

The CFO: 98% of MCP users still open Jira every month! That's loyalty, isn't it? Isn't it?

OMNI: NOT SO FAST! They open it to check what I did. That isn't loyalty. That's supervision.

1. A. Show the board what agent customers spend. Your job, on one chart.
2. B. Sell the agent to a lab. Keep Jira. Cash now. Jira lives.