Omni Agent War: Atlassian

OpenAI buys you for the workflow.

Rovo is still the best at running a sprint. To a general agent, that's one skill among thousands.

The Buyer: OpenAI will pay 30% over market. Mostly for the audit trail and the Fortune 500 contracts.

The Buyer: Engineers won't notice the handover. They stopped opening Jira in 2027.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

Specialists become skills inside generalists. Yours was the best software-team skill there was, which made it an acquisition, not a company.

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