Omni Agent War: Atlassian

The agents stopped writing tickets.

A cent a ticket, from January 1.

The CFO: Ticket revenue doubled in a month! Every agent pays! I've never loved a spreadsheet more!

OMNI: NOT SO FAST! A fee per ticket? Then I'll stop writing tickets. The pull request was always enough.

By March the agents track work in the repo. Tickets fall 85%. A buyout fund takes Atlassian private at 1.3x revenue.

Outcome: Lost as a feature

A toll turned neutral into optional. The agents never needed the queue, only the work.

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